5 conspicuous 6 consumption
Posted by Chris on October 21, 2008 at 12:26 pm

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opening sequence: Carla in bed sleeping. a beam of sunlight across her closed eyes. she screws up her face then opens up her eyes. shot of a chandelier above the bed – the light from the bulb begins to fade as sunlight overtakes the room. shot of the window, curtains tugging in the breeze. Carla levers herself out of bed and leaves the room. In the corridor a tiredness comes upon her. she puts one hand to the wall to steady herself and opens her mouth to speak.
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opening credits (in silence):
a slow pan along a table covered in chiffon scarves. the figures on the price tags get progressively smaller as the camera pans along. pan up from the shop floor to the large glass storefront. the glass is tinted with images of male models smartly dressed each wearing a chiffon scarf variously around their head, around their neck or over their nose and mouth. a brick suddenly flies through the window towards the camera. the brick is tied to a live chicken. the trajectory of the brick brings it into contact with something revealed to be a tripod as the camera buckles and falls from its perch. with the camera now lying prone on the ground, the chicken hops around in front of shot as the remains of the store front snap and peel behind.
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Exterior, Daytime. a static shot of a golf course. we hear speech off camera. it gets louder as Nicolas enters shot. he is shirtless, wearing an LAPD baseball cap and deck shorts. he is accompanied by his son Jean, full of zeal. Jean wears a white shirt with the sleeves rolled up over pierre cardin suit trousers. The conversation comes into focus:
Nicolas: “… you see it really is a remarkable place – they call it the manhattan of the south, the jewel in Surrey’s crown”
Jean: “I see”
Nicolas: “The model may be imperfect, but I’m imperfect myself”
Jean: “… [phone rings] wait, I have a call”
A helicopter passes overhead, masking the sound of the conversation. Jean hangs up.
Jean: “Sorry papa, you were saying…”
they wander to the right, out of shot. the image left behind begins to be erased with pixels of the golf course being replaced by absent black space. first the grass disappears then the sky begins to darken.
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sharp cut to Carla in her record company’s office. gold discs hang on the wall. the view from the window looks directly into another building which contains the same office with the same meeting taking place. Carla’s head rests at a disturbingly sharp 90 degree angle, her neck bent completely to one side. a bead of oil rund from her upturned ear down her neck and onto her chest. the CEO is talking. out of his mouth comes not his voice, but the audio track from Carla’s appearance on Later with Jools Holland… he speaks in Jools’ voice, then Carla’s. at the sound of her own voice Carla twitches. meanwhile, in the building opposite, the blinds are slowly lowering. when they have finished and the window is completely covered the blinds in this office (the office containing the camera) also begin to drop. as the same time as they are falling, the black pixellated absence begins to climb the window of the building opposite. it spreads horizontally. as the blinds in this office reach the halfway point of their descent the absence meets them and begins to spread to this window, moving upwards to the rail at the top of the window.
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commercial break.
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spam. there is an end in sight. is it a depression? no BailOut for WallStreet. recession proof. the future looks bleak. most trusted brand gives strong recovery. the light at the end of the tunnel may well be an oncoming train. (30 seconds)
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in favour of reality: a political message against fantasy and empire (this message brought to you by “Russian Brides” and “Meet Military Singles”) (60 seconds)
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new series of minder (5 metres)
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return to programming
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close up of nicolas and carla’s unnamed son. he opens his mouth. image flickers. fast montage:
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fuzz.
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reakofafloorboardapalefigureinfrontofshotturnsanxiously.twohands
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earewarningsofgalesinsouthutsire.
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closing credits:
thank you for watching. there will be no second series.
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actual credits to follow


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